December 2010
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Did you hear the joke about the butter?
onauigogeul:
jenniiii:
Well I butter not tell you, you might…spread it.
Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda…cheesy.
Did you hear the joke about the corn?
Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda…corny.
Did you hear the joke about my penis?
Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long.
I see what you did there.
I don't find Bertie Gilbert attractive.
happymelancholy:
” I’ll be honest with you: it’s not something I’d say I’m dreading. Emma’s a pretty girl. Have Daniel or I ever hit on Emma? Well, she’s quite popular with the cast. As for who has the worst crush on her – me or Radcliffe – I’d rather not say.”
-Rupert Grint
WHY AM I SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ANYMOAR. WHY IS EMMA SUCH A LUCKY GIRL. BUT...
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CLEVERBOT IS NUTS.
me: do you know what's dramione?
cleverbot: no. what is it?
me: draco malfoy and hermione granger!
cleverbot: And I'm Harry Potter.
me: well, yes. yes, you are. do you love draco?
cleverbot: No, I love Jenny.
me: jenny who? jenny WEASLEY? HAHAHAHAHAHHA
cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
me: ....-______________________-
cleverbot: *after a minute or so* still thinking. *blinks* thinking more... *blinks* Sorry I'm too busy to think properly. Try again later!
me: wtf.
I remember the times when you were always there. I...
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Reblog with the first Paramore song you heard.
peeta-:
9th-generation:
whenallsecurityfails:
imlyingtoimpressyou:
ilovezacfarro:
bewareofparamore:
par-amore:
That’s What You Get
Misery Business. yes i know. typical
Conspiracy <3
OH OH OH! IT’S DECODE AND THE ONLY EXCEPTION LOL
Misery Business. :)
^ ohmygod
Misery Business
FENCESS..
That’s What You Get~
Ignorance :)
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OMG. PEOPLE SHIP GINNY AND MALFOY?!
jenataliagaskarth:
HAHAHAH @xenadanella —”
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A phase in life
elfy:
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG This was your Barney:
NOW THAT YOU’RE OLDER, This is your Barney:
true, true. i used to hate barney. but now? I LOVE BARNEY :p
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shame on me.
read this very dramatic part in a scorpius/rose fic, and then I started clutching my heart and “weep” dramatically.
but there was this part that was REALLY HILARIOUS and I was all
Honestly, I just don’t know why I feel like pushing someone around when I just want to clap in glee.
and now I’m back to being bored because I finished reading the fic.
If you’re...
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A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one...
time-warp:
helmaroc-king:
miggrator:
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randommakings:
Dude,
srsly.
Fuck
Need this on my blog.
This..omg.
ho ho ho.
omg. brilliant.
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“What are you doing here, Malfoy ?” She asked, aggressive.
Draco sighed. She could not be more stupid.
“Well. If it’s how you welcome people when they’re ready to offer you their help, no wonder why you’re still crying,” he said. “I’m going to leave you, then…”
He stepped back, and as he was opening the door, he felt...
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The Most Under-appreciated Harry Potter Character:...
theforestisfullofangels:
Whenever I tell people that my favorite character in the Harry Potter series is Regulus Black, they always give me a look and ask me why. Why on earth, out of all the characters in all the books, would I like Regulus the most? After all, he’s barely a character, right? He shows up first as a photo on a family tree. Then he’s a few spare, bitter words uttered by his...
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-thebaffledking:
“You want so badly to think like them, to be like them but we both know that deep down, you never will be. Your name may be Black, but your heart is not.”
Oh God, Regulus fanfiction just breaks my heart
ohmygosh can you give me the link?